TO THE FIRST OWNER OF THIS SPECIAL NFT @Bogarthat....
Thank you for your blind faith in this #Sellout NFT, please contact
[email protected] for some freebie merchandise to commemorate this inaugural purchase.... And if you want to ever list it for sale, I will do my best to increase its market value and will gladly promote any sale listing of this product to my existing fanbase. Thanks so much once again.
The Owner Of This NFT shall receive at my discretion....
A followback on all relevant social medias, except Twitter... I AINT ALLOWED.
You shall be granted the ability to avoid all prehistoric sexually transmitted diseases, including but not limited to Caveman Aids, Sabretooth Gonorrhea and Wooly Syphilis.
A High five when I see you, after you wash your dick skinners.
Oh and my love and gratitude in the real world and in the electronic prison we are willfully participating in.