LYRICS: You said the moon is just a lamp in the sky Told me Wi-Fi comes from butterfly spies Thought 2 + 2 was twenty-two Baby, I love you, but what do I do? Tried to charge your phone in the microwave Swore that mermaids work for TSA Told me “OMG, this steak is vegan,” Lord help me, I ain’t breathin’! Ooo, I can’t take you nowhere (why?) You embarrass me in public, I swear, uh uh (really?) Talkin’ ‘bout how clouds are made of dust NASA called, they said “please hush.” uh uh Talkin’ ‘bout how clouds are made of dust (they are!) NASA called, they said “please hush.” Uh uh Ohhh, yeah You glitchy, so I’m bitchy, Bless your heart, you so glitchy Ohhh, yeah Tryna school me, but it’s fiction, Google said you need some fixin’! Ohhh, yeah You glitchy, so I’m bitchy, Brain got lags, yeah, it’s skippin’ Ohhh, yeah Love you much, but I might cry How’d you fail the CAPTCHA twice?! You asked why the sun don’t shine at night Told me birds don’t fart, girl, that ain’t right Said you don’t believe in gravity Then fell down the stairs right next to me You thought Titanic was a docu-show Asks me why can’t ice. catch fire though Said “does Europe have a Queen?” BABY, STOP, I’m gon’ SCREAM! I can’t take you nowhere (why?) You embarrass me in public, I swear, uh uh (really?) Talkin’ ‘bout how clouds are made of dust (they are!) NASA called, they said “please hush.” Ohhh, yeah You glitchy, so I’m bitchy, Bless your heart, you so glitchy Ohhh, yeah Tryna school me, but it’s fiction Google said you need some fixin’! Ohhh, yeah You glitchy, so I’m bitchy, Brain got lags, yeah, it’s skippin’ Ohhh, yeah Love you much, but I might cry How’d you fail the CAPTCHA twice?! Oh, bless your heart You thought ATL was in Spain, uh You said air fryers make the rain, no You spelled “C-A-T” with a “K”… uhh Baby, why you this way? Ohhh, yeah You glitchy, so I’m bitchy, Bless your heart, you so glitchy Ohhh, yeah Tryna school me, but it’s fiction, Google said you need some fixin’! Ohhh, yeah You glitchy, so I’m bitchy, Brain got lags, yeah, it’s skippin’ Ohhh, yeah Love you much, but I might cry, How’d you fail the CAPTCHA twice?! “Wait… do fish drink water?” …Girl, I gotta go. --- - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/loyminglee/ - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@loyminglee - Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/6LLoUeo7ZlkB1Sy5yIlVSg?si=zprdEhCpRBSJoE45ooaECw - Apple music: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/marc-biala/1757568864 - Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@loyminglee?is_from_webapp=1sender_device=pc - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marcbialaofficial - BSKY: https://bsky.app/profile/marcbiala.bsky.socia - X: https://x.com/marcbiala
